Obsession Appreciator Prints

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Mr Metrosexual.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

Freia and her golden apples

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

A visit to a Victorian Painter.

Couple in Grey

Baroque Bach Mountain

Been in advertising long?

Somewhere in France Gertie Anne Grapples With An Idee Fixe

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'I'm jumping into a black hole!'

Valentine's Day Kiss

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"Who's idea was it to serve dressed-mutton?"

The edge on this blade gives a close shave. Guaranteed to last a lifetime.

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.

A deceitful photographer shows his doctored photos to an editor trying to deceive him...

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

On some of the paintings my right brain says they're good art, but my left brain says they're bad investments. On others, my right brain says they're bad art, but my left brain says they're good investments.

My valentine

"Well, for starters I'd like to thank me."

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

I love Ann - I love chip butties

'Plastic Surgery. Closed for alterations.'

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"Forget the slipper, find me the owner of this glass bra!"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

"...and this is my better half...!"