Obsession Explorer Pillows

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Large Emoticon Collider

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"That must be the artist over there."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'