Obsession Explorer Pillows

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Relationship Warning Lights

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"You've reached Randy the love doctor. What ails you?"

"I shop, therefore I am."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Large Emoticon Collider

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"That must be the artist over there."

"We can try and mend the damaged heart, but not a broken one."

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."