Posh Rider Gifts

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

Skipping Horse

The Victors

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

"Is anyone enjoying anything?"

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

A 'Sea Change' meant Max's wife could grow veggies, his kids ride ponies, and he, finally have a man shed!!

Expensive Restaurant

How very Hampstead!

"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"

Sloane Ranger.

Grip will improve with experience.

Proud to be posh!

Pursuits of the Modern Aristocracy

"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."

Motorbike

Too posh for Padstow!

Miss Motormouth

'Do these trousers make my butler look big?'

Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.

Gourmet Whoop-Ass.

Worshipping at the shrine of posh

"Nice place. What are the metal things for?"

'Your morning papers, Sir.'

You're so Bond Street darling!