Posh Play Gifts

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

"A little help, please."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

Dog Wrestling.

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'Tired of fetching?'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Geeks and their dogs.

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Ok, here's this thing again. Don't lose it this time!"

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Doggy-3D

Fetch the Boomerang

'Good dog!'

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

Man throwing stick for dog

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"Is anyone enjoying anything?"

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

Boomerang fetching

A man throws a frisbee for huskies pulling a sled

"If you pretend to throw that stick one more time...I will chew your arm off clean to the elbow."