Posh Play Gifts

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"A little help, please."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

Dog Wrestling.

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'Tired of fetching?'

"Ok, here's this thing again. Don't lose it this time!"

Geeks and their dogs.

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Doggy-3D

Fetch the Boomerang

'Good dog!'

Man throwing stick for dog

"Is anyone enjoying anything?"

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

"If you pretend to throw that stick one more time...I will chew your arm off clean to the elbow."

A man throws a frisbee for huskies pulling a sled