Posh Playa Gifts

"What will it be today, my dear? Pantaloons or loons in the pants?"

Sloaney Pony.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

"Is anyone enjoying anything?"

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"If I'd wanted a Picasso I'd have gone to an art gallery, wouldn't I?"

'I can't believe that you eat black caviare with every meal.'

Survival of the Foodiest

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

'Frank Lloyd Wright, Perspective, Floor plan, elevation'

'Does this restaurant allow substitutions?'

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

Expensive Restaurant

Specials Board

'Is Sir quite sure he wouldn't prefer a glass?'

"This martini in canonical."

Sloane Ranger.

'Perhaps, Monsieur would perfer a different vintage?'

Baldo and Cruz try to look good as women in bikinis walk by."

Proud to be posh!

Pursuits of the Modern Aristocracy

'Oh, James...the ball return on the bowling alley isn't working right.'

Posh Deli - Fois gras, caviar, animal feed.

Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.

'Do these trousers make my butler look big?'

Too posh for Padstow!

'Your morning papers, Sir.'

Worshipping at the shrine of posh