Plan Playa Gifts

'Frank Lloyd Wright, Perspective, Floor plan, elevation'

"We only got six days of funding."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Spider's Web Trampoline

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Bad Office Planning

Father Time Management

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'

'Company planning department'

"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."