Plan Playa Gifts

'Frank Lloyd Wright, Perspective, Floor plan, elevation'

"We only got six days of funding."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Innovation & Calculation

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Spider's Web Trampoline

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

Bad Office Planning

Father Time Management

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Our eco-prom theme is "Jungle Paradise." Decorations will be live plants. I see where this is leading. Can you bring in trees and bushes for the night? Sure. But

Clear construction agreements are important.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

"Of course nobody can make head nor tale of it, but the good news is that it's been nominated for the Turner prize next year."

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'

'Company planning department'