Plan-ahead Pro Gifts

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

'You're texting? Wait--'

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

Remain calm, we need to talk. We don't want to alarm you. Run for your life! Oh boy. The economic news is not good. It's apocalyptic. We both lived through the depression. More like barely survived. We're seeing parallels -- lack of government investment, no-tax policies ... Fire, disease, bad cellphone coverage ... You're enjoying this too much. you said I could. Spend cautiously, Rudy. Have a back-up plan. Sell your gadgets, buy canned goods. Oh boy.

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'

"An ounce of prevention." "This way we don't need to raise as much."

'Now, if we stick to our financial plan, I can retire at 55 and you at 87.'

"Yes Sir, we'll schedule everything meticulously: your project will be delivered on time and on budget..."

Saving up for a rainy day.

'Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after Summer Vacation?'

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

'We projected every contingency except for our plan actually working.'

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."

'Have you figured out your seating plan yet?'

"It's pro-active, Stan. I'm leaving you before you become a midlife male sleazeball creep."

'I always carry my hammer, incase we're shipwrecked, and I need it to crack coconuts.'

"Sorry, Damocles - at out dinner parties we always sit boy, girl, boy, girl."

Though he had been retired for only three days, Marilyn was already growing tired of having Clyde around all day long.

'He was a brilliant strategist but not much of a horseman.'

Planning Department

I need to create something to be rememebered by.

'You've only got a few days left to use up your healthcare benefits for the year. I'm going to call to see if I can get you in for a colonoscopy.'