Plan-ahead Pro Pillows

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

'You're texting? Wait--'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'

"An ounce of prevention." "This way we don't need to raise as much."

'Now, if we stick to our financial plan, I can retire at 55 and you at 87.'

"Yes Sir, we'll schedule everything meticulously: your project will be delivered on time and on budget..."

Saving up for a rainy day.

'Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after Summer Vacation?'

'We projected every contingency except for our plan actually working.'

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."

'Have you figured out your seating plan yet?'

"Sorry, Damocles - at out dinner parties we always sit boy, girl, boy, girl."

'I always carry my hammer, incase we're shipwrecked, and I need it to crack coconuts.'

"It's pro-active, Stan. I'm leaving you before you become a midlife male sleazeball creep."

'He was a brilliant strategist but not much of a horseman.'

Planning Department

I need to create something to be rememebered by.

'You've only got a few days left to use up your healthcare benefits for the year. I'm going to call to see if I can get you in for a colonoscopy.'

"Your funeral program. Y'know . . . for whenever."