Plan-ahead Enthusiast Gifts

"Do you guys have an exit strategy?"

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Deadline

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"My schedule is just nuts."

"Someone's screwed up. . . there's apiece of road here no-one's working on!"

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"

2020

Customer tangled up in velvet rope is trying to ring bell for help.

'Shouldn't we also have a plan in case things go right?'

'You got sticky notes.'

"We seem to be going round in circles."

The Werewolf planner

'Now, if we stick to our financial plan, I can retire at 55 and you at 87.'

'Have you given any thought to what you're going to do with your life after Summer Vacation?'

'We projected every contingency except for our plan actually working.'

"It's the perfect online start-up. We'll sell bricks and mortar."

"Enough storyboarding. Let's shoot something."

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the 'perfect planning' seminar, but the time we got around to booking the hotel was full and the speaker hoped to use died in 1967...'

Planning dept.

"According to these calculations, you have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the afternoon."

"If you're worried about your retirement account, Ms. Mulvany, just read the crawl."

'We projected every contingency except for our plan actually working.'

"You're on our 'to do' list."

'How do you expect me to keep track of the date when they change it every day?'

"Planning, when do I have time for that, I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning!"

'He was a brilliant strategist but not much of a horseman.'

Disorganised Crime