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"What will it be today, my dear? Pantaloons or loons in the pants?"

Sloaney Pony.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

"Is anyone enjoying anything?"

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"If I'd wanted a Picasso I'd have gone to an art gallery, wouldn't I?"

'I can't believe that you eat black caviare with every meal.'

Survival of the Foodiest

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

'Frank Lloyd Wright, Perspective, Floor plan, elevation'

'Does this restaurant allow substitutions?'

"He's always, like, 'Oh, really? I went to school in Canis Major - well, not in Canis Major, but just outside Canis Major,' and it's like, we get it, you went to Blarvard."

Expensive Restaurant

Specials Board

'Is Sir quite sure he wouldn't prefer a glass?'

"This martini in canonical."

'Perhaps, Monsieur would perfer a different vintage?'

Sloane Ranger.

Baldo and Cruz try to look good as women in bikinis walk by."

Pursuits of the Modern Aristocracy

Proud to be posh!

Posh Deli - Fois gras, caviar, animal feed.

Too posh for Padstow!

'Do these trousers make my butler look big?'

Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.

'When we hooked up through the Garden Share Scheme and you said you had big plans for my garden, THIS WAS NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND!'

Worshipping at the shrine of posh

'Your morning papers, Sir.'