Posh Explorer Gifts

You're so Bond Street darling!

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"He gets easily abstracted."

The Physiciatrist...

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

This is your brain on cartoons

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

Bumper Limos

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

Unnatural History Museum

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

'Business is booming...come in.'

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

Distilled Elephant

Psychology 101

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night