Posh Explorer Gifts

You're so Bond Street darling!

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"He gets easily abstracted."

The Physiciatrist...

Id/Ego/Superego.

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

This is your brain on cartoons

(I'm afraid someone is going to expose me as a phony, a fraud, … A complete charlatan.) (Uh, oh! He's on to me!)

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Bumper Limos

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

The first transatlantic communication.

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

'I came to the new world to find something...now what was it?'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

"Ahhhhh! Finally!" "Pssst. Don't do it. You're dreaming." "Don't go in there!"

'Good evening sir.Just wondering if you'd like to sample Night-Mart's new range of A-positive.'

Unnatural History Museum

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

This wasn't quite the fairytale ending Colin had anticipated.

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.

Distilled Elephant

Drinks same as table decoration

Psychology 101