Posh Child Antics Pillows

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

A baby in court

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'It wasn't premeditated.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

It's all gravy.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"I'm training him."

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

'Creative right?'

Lollies

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

Burnt Out Dolls' House

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

'Can't we have a valentine party without girls?'

Was it just a dream?

"As a child, Timothy would often test his mother’s patience."

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'