Posh Child Antics Pillows

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"One more rinse and the inside of your car will be clean too, Dad."

A baby in court

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

It's all gravy.

'It wasn't premeditated.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Fat Kid 4- Makes his own balloons (colour)

'I counted them as well. . .There were four too many.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

"After all the trouble I've been in lately, I decided to hire a PR firm to repair my image."

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"I'm training him."

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

'How'd you get out of time-out??. . . Dude, if you do the crime, you do the time.'

'Creative right?'

Lollies

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'All hail the queen of static electricity!'

Burnt Out Dolls' House

"Running away is hard, when you can't cross the street!"

'Can't we have a valentine party without girls?'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

Was it just a dream?