Poser Of Absurd Questions Gifts

This is your last issue.

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Now you can send it."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

The pop-culture critic's annual existential crisis."

Operation.

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

Trapeze artists commuting

'I just found out that our credit union is illusory!'

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

"I was going to call you but I remembered I left some empty oxygen canisters on Mt. Everest."

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

"How the hell are you?"

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

"Our property taxes went up agian."

'They suspect arson.'

'How rude!'

"If you killed him using a tennis racket, you need a sports lawyer."

"You will meet a tall, dark stranger. Unfortunately, it's a grizzly bear!"

Two Men Having Showdown On Small Hill-Top

"The end is near."

'There must be an elephant in the room.'