Portal Pioneer Gifts

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

S.S.dot.com

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

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'Does a blog count as being published.'

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"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.