Portal Pioneer Gifts

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Internet.

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

S.S.dot.com

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

"So how much money do you make?"

'I call it 'Myspace'''

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

'Does a blog count as being published.'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

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'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

'Unfortunately, our entirely Twitter and Facebook based business model was a little ahead of its time!'

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"It looks as if Bodecker's project has gotten completely out of hand."

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."