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"Behold the secret to happiness."

Stubborn Horse

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Laboratory Retriever

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Say cheese!

"My method of painting is pointillism."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

"I've downsized."

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

Rabbits picknick

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"Get ready."

Musical Dog

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

Flinging Poo.

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"