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"We've met."

Porcupine Love.

Porcupines finally discover something to do besides just waddling around.

"I've heard that he bristles at his team."

"All I know is, I named my pet porcupine Bill Ackman, and he immediately lost a hundred points."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Polar bear bowling alley

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Eat me"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Have you seen my dad?"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'