Porcupine Protector T-Shirts

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

No Soliciting

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Don't even think about it."

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

'Is the water cold?'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

"That's just not the real me."

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

Orange Bengal Tiger

'I'm a guard dog too.'

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

"Is your dog friendly?!"

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Save me versus Feed me.

Fight against theft of endangered species

Climate change hits Antarctica

'Be careful, I hear he kills cats.'

"Ralphie, no! Not on my Kindle!"

"...if you don't come on out of there, I'll call the RSPCA."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'