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'Is the water cold?'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"It get it – you're hungry."

A large leaf falling on a dog

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

No Soliciting

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Don't even think about it."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'Dropped your pork chop? Kiss it good-bye.'

A Girl and Her Horse

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'Pull...'

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Horse takes its owner for a walk.

Lasso

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"My method of painting is pointillism."

'You tell me how he does it.'

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

"This is my man cave."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'I'm sorry, but the position of Contentment Provider has been filled.'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

She'd decided to apply for a species change...