Porcupine Appreciator Prints

Ok, stop beaming up the porcupine.

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Stubborn Horse

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Laboratory Retriever

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

Say cheese!

"My method of painting is pointillism."

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Rabbits picknick

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

"I've downsized."

David Attenborough

"Get ready."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Musical Dog

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

Flinging Poo.

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

"All I know is, I named my pet porcupine Bill Ackman, and he immediately lost a hundred points."

The real reason for Schubert's "Unfinished Symphony".