Pup Appreciator Prints

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

The Fourth Little Pig

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Stubborn Horse

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

Puppy.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Fashion Week"

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

The Secret Life of Pugs

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"Enough with the drama."

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"Take it easy back there!"

"He won't bite, but he carries with him a large repository of judgements."

'Feed the homeless' - 'I'm a cute puppy'

Simple Dog Humour