Porcelain Figurines Gifts

'You spent the past 60 years collecting little porcelain figurines. I, for one, thank God you can't take it with you.'

"The house is filled with expensive porcelain figurines, so I can't knock anything over! It is so stressful..."

The Runaway Horse

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Inaction Figure

"That's enough small talk."

"Hey, Al! What do you know about shelf life?"

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

Artisanal Pottery

'Out of action man.'

Incredible Hulk's Urine Sample.

"You rang?"

'Since taking the job at the China Shop, I've been very stressed: I have to watch myself all the time...'

Athena

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

Children.

Wine and chees tasting

'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).

Repossessed Properties.

Lukewarm, lukecool and lukeHOT.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island

"Was it someone you ate?"

"...and the action figures will have concussions, they'll be on stretchers and wheelchairs..."

"I'm ex SAS and an expert in martial arts.I once took on 10 men single handed...."

Racers' Gate.

Balloons and the Hedgehog

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

'...He's an out of control freak.'