Popularity Poll Curious Gifts

'Rhea of the Year.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

"Then what happened?"

Do Guns Kill?

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

Plasma Ball

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

Virus Laboratory Wuhan

Sunset

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

Marco Polo

Invisible Man Kit

Monkey Handshake

"The butler did it!"

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

'I've discovered that smart doesn't make you popular: Cool does...'

Drink Me.

God hounded by the media.

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

The first accurate poll.

The Governor-General settles in.

'I'm sorry,Mrs.Hurley, but my mind's on 'hold' today.'

'I don't care how educationally beneficial you guys may thing it is, I am not showing you the girl's video. That's what google's for.'

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

Corn Price Denialism

"So, what would you do about the Taliban, Channel Immigrants and Extinction Rebellion, eh?"

'But what is a recession, Father?'

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."