Pop-up Preventers Gifts

'Hi! We're Jehovah's witnesses and we'd like to talk to you about God.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

No Soliciting

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

The oil trap.

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

UK sewage dumps

Your computer is not fully protected...

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

'You've had enough!'

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

Ecology

'What part of school don't you understand?', 'The part between the bells ringing.'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

"Have you considered an ounce of prevention?"

"If you're my best friend then why did you have me neutered?"

'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

'Forgive me father for I have sinned...I ate a paperback and pee-ed on the carpet.'

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

A Journey Pop-up Version.

"I'll have an ounce of prevention."

'Forget the sunscreen on your camping trip, did you?'

'Not only must she love dogs, but she must hate cats.'

'Look on the bright side, we're surrounded by water: We're safe from cats...'

Tensions are high in the produce section as no one dares to lick their fingers.