Pop-up Preventers T-Shirts

'Hi! We're Jehovah's witnesses and we'd like to talk to you about God.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

No Soliciting

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

The oil trap.

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Your computer is not fully protected...

UK sewage dumps

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

'You've had enough!'

Brad seizes upon a hot trend in marketing: personal pop-up ads.

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

Ecology

'What part of school don't you understand?', 'The part between the bells ringing.'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'Aha...Hmmmm...tsk, tsk, tsk!'

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

"Have you considered an ounce of prevention?"

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

"If you're my best friend then why did you have me neutered?"

'Forgive me father for I have sinned...I ate a paperback and pee-ed on the carpet.'

'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

A Journey Pop-up Version.

"I'll have an ounce of prevention."

"He's getting away officer he stole all my punctuation commas apostrophes exclamation points periods ellipses everything."

'Forget the sunscreen on your camping trip, did you?'

'Not only must she love dogs, but she must hate cats.'

'Look on the bright side, we're surrounded by water: We're safe from cats...'

Produce. Manage the inventory better --- spoilage is bankrupting me! He's losing money because of all the dead beets.