Explosion Avoider T-Shirts

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

'Classic literature for D.I.Y. haters'

'I told you you were missing a decimal point in you dynamite calculations.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

'A little higher Dinkleman.'

'Where'd he go, nurse?'

' ... or you could park it near the Dynamite Shack at Klutz Construction.'

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

"I guess it wasn't 'just crazy enough to work' after all."

Big bumpers.

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

Nuclear Families

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

D.I.Y ladder

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

It seems there is a difference between a "hypothesis" and a "guesstimate."

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

'Remember he's got a short fuse.' (Chairman of an explosives company).

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

There's leftover apple crisp! Whoever finishes it up, please clean the baking dish. Hey! It's not finished!!

"How was your day, dear?"

"I see you found my science project, dad. Cool, it works!"