Pool Rule Renegade Pillows

'That lifeguard's a real no-it-all!'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

'Distracting the fish.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

Music Freak.

Time's running out for Africa

'All these new regulations will totally alter the way we screw the consumer.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"I want you to start thinking back inside the box."

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

First fisherman says, 'What happens if the DNR finds us?' Other replies, 'Let's just hope they're into catch and release.'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

School Boundries.

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

"Your businessman's lunch, sir - But you need to sign this compliance self-audit checklist first.

Rules and procedure

Relax, you are now floating in hydrochloric acid...

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

"I've decided to give up my day to day responsibilities."

Grim liberty

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'