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'Croak something romantic, will ya?'

Wildlife

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Mother Duck.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Actually, I hear my boss. I'm on a working vacation."

Business Duck

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

"It looks brighter over there!"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Serenading

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"Make a note, Ellen—one Speedo, size 54."