Pond Peepers Gifts

'I see the frogs have started spawning.'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Mother Duck.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

'Get down from there!'

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

Playing in a stream.

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

"Why so tense?"

"Mom! I found where grandma lost her dentures!"

"We have got to get a bigger pond."

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

'Particles, particles, particles.'

'I am not an ugly duckling nor a cygnet: I'm a baby platypus...'

'It was a great holiday: It rained all day, every day...'

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'

"That's embarrassing!"

'He really misses going fishing with his old friends.'

The Frog, Flamingo, and Umbrella.

"White bread? Do you have any idea how much gluten is in those crumbs?!"

But incorrect stocking can upset the balance of your water.

'Oh, don't fuss over little old me!'

'You're giving me one of those 'I want to stick my tongue out and eat you' looks again.'