Pond Peepers Pillows

'I see the frogs have started spawning.'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Mother Duck.

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

Playing in a stream.

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

'Get down from there!'

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

"Why so tense?"

'It was a great holiday: It rained all day, every day...'

"We have got to get a bigger pond."

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'

'I am not an ugly duckling nor a cygnet: I'm a baby platypus...'

"Mom! I found where grandma lost her dentures!"

'Particles, particles, particles.'

But incorrect stocking can upset the balance of your water.

Carniverous frog

'Oh, don't fuss over little old me!'

The Frog, Flamingo, and Umbrella.

"White bread? Do you have any idea how much gluten is in those crumbs?!"

"That's embarrassing!"

'You're giving me one of those 'I want to stick my tongue out and eat you' looks again.'