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'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Wildlife

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

'You know why they call you an old coot, because you are an old coot.'

Peter's Natural Principal: 'I'm way over my head in this pond!'

Tadpoles

'I'm in way over my head in this pond!'

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

'Get down from there!'