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'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Wildlife

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

Ducks look alarmed at 'No Swimming' sign.

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Ricochet

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Vernal Pond: Here today. . . gone tomorrow.

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

"Why don't you paint a picture – it'll last longer."

Tadpoles

Peter's Natural Principal: 'I'm way over my head in this pond!'

'You know why they call you an old coot, because you are an old coot.'

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

'I'm in way over my head in this pond!'

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

'He had a hop-on part in a David Attenborough special.'