Pompous People Analyst Gifts

'Boy that Willtrop's REALLY getting on my nerves! He's so FULL of himself!' A man who is literally full of himself

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

Sissy Spacek

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

The Evolution of Pop Culture Scapegoats

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

"That was me!"

I know why your insults aren't bothering anyone. Tell me meathead. We live in an insult culture. People are accustomed to getting insulted, and by professional critics. Simone Cowell, Bill O'Reilly, Dr. Laura

Israel Sabotaging Iran's Nuclear Program

Sport and Politics section of the newspaper exploding.

Cara Jocelyn Delevingne

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

'I hate these crossover shows!'

"The secret to being a cat is to imagine that Hail to the Chief is playing wherever you go."

"It's for an upcoming TV documentary I don't want to be seen in."

'I opted for fame instead of riches and ended up with indifference.'

TV Programme - Celebrity cosmetically enhanced body parts.

'In the eventuality of a double dip...'

'And the largest slice is mine.'

'You're making my job much harder.'

Covid Eats Up the World

'I need a spell to vanquish Harry Potter hype.'

"You're the one with the fancy forensic psychology degree; you tell me which one of them did it."

The Dark Side of High-Definition TV

'I'd hate to be locked up with a bunch of strangers for months on end, wouldn't you?'

A Law student sees a class entitled Celebrity Law 101

'On our next 'Survivor' series, 10 contestants will undergo grillings by Senate Committees...'

'Call our lawyers! This Cruise guy is giving us a bad name.'

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