Pompous People Analyst Mugs

'Boy that Willtrop's REALLY getting on my nerves! He's so FULL of himself!' A man who is literally full of himself

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

"He's Right Behind Me, Isn't He?"

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

"It must be a youth culture!" (Lager, boobs, lager, babes,footie, girls,lager.)

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

Sport and Politics section of the newspaper exploding.

"That was me!"

Israel Sabotaging Iran's Nuclear Program

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

Covid Eats Up the World

'I opted for fame instead of riches and ended up with indifference.'

TV Programme - Celebrity cosmetically enhanced body parts.

'You're making my job much harder.'

'In the eventuality of a double dip...'

'I hate these crossover shows!'

'And the largest slice is mine.'

"The secret to being a cat is to imagine that Hail to the Chief is playing wherever you go."

"You're the one with the fancy forensic psychology degree; you tell me which one of them did it."

The Dark Side of High-Definition TV

'I'd hate to be locked up with a bunch of strangers for months on end, wouldn't you?'

A Law student sees a class entitled Celebrity Law 101

'On our next 'Survivor' series, 10 contestants will undergo grillings by Senate Committees...'

Using books to support Television