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Oh, well, I'm sure it would be very funny if I had any idea who this "Elvis" person was.

Vlad the Inhaler

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Astral Projection

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Do you think I'm sixty?

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

The Cremaster Cycle

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Cheerleaders

Strive to win!

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

Puppy.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Pillows in love.

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Rita Hayworth caricature

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

Champagne Charlie.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Vampire Bat

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

'God, it's a relief to get away from that exhibition of a bit.'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."