Pompadour Aficionado Gifts

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Vlad the Inhaler

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

The Cremaster Cycle

Do you think I'm sixty?

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Cheerleaders

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Puppy.

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

Strive to win!

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Pillows in love.

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Vampire Bat

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Champagne Charlie.

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'