Pomegranate Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"What we have to do is get the government to come up with a minimum daily requirement for pomegranates."

Wine Lady

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Cheerleaders

Table Of The Elephants

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

Strive to win!

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Wine tasting

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Grocery Shopping

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'My final offer.'

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

Schoolboy with lunch box.

Man on Stilts in a Market

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'