Pomegranate Enthusiasts Prints

"What we have to do is get the government to come up with a minimum daily requirement for pomegranates."

Wine Lady

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Snoopy with Laptop

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Cheerleaders

Table Of The Elephants

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Strive to win!

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Wine tasting

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"I spent all day looking for this Malbec, not that anybody cares."

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Grocery Shopping

'My final offer.'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

Man on Stilts in a Market

'Bruce! 'ow many times must I tell 'ya? Only one wave of the bloomin' terroir flag over the fruit!'

Schoolboy with lunch box.

Pin-atas

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.