Polyhedron Pundit Gifts

"I'd like to be transferred to the Bureau of Cubes...Immediately."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Eldrow

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

'Why is it always about me?'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

'I have a master's in 17th century Dutch feminist poetry, but I've never really used it.'

Siegfried Sassoon

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

Wussapalooka

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

Pie chart - What were we studying, again?

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

The Fishbowl Dynasty

'I have a twitter account to slag off my facebook friends and I use facebook to insult my followers on twitter.'

'You're doing the crop circles anyway. We just want to pay you to do them with our corporate logo.'

'Not a problem. Our industry is self-regulated. In fact, I'm scheduled to jump off the roof right after this meeting.'

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."

Ben Okri

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

Poetry Journal. Any good submissions over the internet? No -- Just the usual bloggerel.

"Don't feel bad. Shallow people make my job easy."

Protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

'Oh, oh - it's tomorrow.'

'Big deal. You found a particle in your lab. I vacuum over particles of yours every day.'

Edward Fitzgerald.