Polygraph Examiner Pillows

Want a cozy way to honor a polygraph examiner? Our pillows with witty and profession-themed designs provide comfort and a touch of humor, perfect for their home or office space.

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'Bad news, I'm afraid. You've passed your lie detector test.'

'Bad news, I'm afraid. You've passed your lie detector test.' mockup

'Bad news, I'm afraid. You've passed your lie detector test.'

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'Now, how big was that fish again?' mockup

'Now, how big was that fish again?'

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"Simple yes or no. Are the cartoons funny?"

"Simple yes or no. Are the cartoons funny?" mockup

"Simple yes or no. Are the cartoons funny?"

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"And if you did, why did you cross the road?"

"And if you did, why did you cross the road?" mockup

"And if you did, why did you cross the road?"

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Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector. mockup

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

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"The truth is I always lie."

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Ethics exam cheater.

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'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!' mockup

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

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'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.' mockup

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

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"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!' mockup

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

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'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.' mockup

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

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Turkey Autopsy

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"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever." mockup

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

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Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail mockup

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

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Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales. mockup

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

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'Thank you for not guessing.'

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'Gastroenterology...do I know that?' mockup

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

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"Office of quality assurance"

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Examiners.

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"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour." mockup

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

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'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! ' mockup

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

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Turkey Autopsy

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'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!' mockup

'The autopsy revealed he was indeed a yellow-bellied, lily-livered varmint!'

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'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.' mockup

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

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"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy." mockup

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

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"Smart Arse"

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Lambs to the Slaughter

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"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'" mockup

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

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"Curiosity."

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"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material." mockup

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

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Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers mockup

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

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"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony." mockup

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

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"Another clear case of COVID19."

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Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord." mockup

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

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"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

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Polygraph Examiner Pillows Collection

Polygraph Examiner Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed specifically for polygraph examiners. Find a witty, professional-appropriate design that makes their morning coffee a little more enjoyable.

Polygraph Examiner Prints

Browse our prints featuring clever and professional themes for polygraph examiners. Ideal for decorating their work space or office with a touch of wit.

Polygraph Examiner T-Shirts

Check out our collection of t-shirts for polygraph examiners. From humorous slogans to clever graphics, these shirts let them wear their profession with pride and a smile.