Profile Examiner Pillows

"His profile said he was involved in marketing for a major high street chain."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"He gets easily abstracted."

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Examiners.

"Office of quality assurance"

"Simple yes or no. Are the cartoons funny?"

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"Smart Arse"

Lambs to the Slaughter

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

Examiners Nightmare.

Psychology 101

Some Friends From Work

Grading Guidelines.

'Which one shall I get?'

"I'm sorry, but he only has 75 years to live!"

"Have you ever noticed that all our teachers fit the FBI's terrorist profile?"

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

'No, you can't take a mulligan on your test.'

"And if you did, why did you cross the road?"

'Sure I like him but I've only met him in real life. I have no idea what his online profiles are like.'

'I see from your profile that you are 5ft 3, have blond hair and like red wine.'