Profile Examiner Mugs

"His profile said he was involved in marketing for a major high street chain."

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"He gets easily abstracted."

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"Office of quality assurance"

Examiners.

You looked different during our video chat.

Lambs to the Slaughter

"You're either the olive or the Martini."

"Smart Arse"

"Simple yes or no. Are the cartoons funny?"

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

Examiners Nightmare.

Psychology 101

'I've been married 4 times...do you think my resistance is down?'

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

Grading Guidelines.

Some Friends From Work

'Which one shall I get?'

"I'm sorry, but he only has 75 years to live!"

'No, you can't take a mulligan on your test.'

"Have you ever noticed that all our teachers fit the FBI's terrorist profile?"

"Would you consider yourself creamy or crunchy?"

"How could I flunk? All my answers came straight from Siri."

"And if you did, why did you cross the road?"

Your online profile didn't say you were a bottom feeder.

'Sure I like him but I've only met him in real life. I have no idea what his online profiles are like.'

Here in purgatory, you take a standardized test to determine if you get into the afterlife of your choice. P.

Chimp, proficient in primate speech, outsmarts a lie detector.

It's true your father did get a 4.0 in high school. Of course, that was on the act.