Polyglot Gifts

Communication issues.

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"Richard has always had a gift for languages."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Orator translates in many languages.

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

"I speak four languages: English, Spanish, French and academic jargon."

"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

Snowman and his pc.

'Let's hear you talk the talk... can you say 'No' in Spanish, Russian, French, German, Chinese, Thai...?'

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."

'He can ask 'what's for dinner' in 10 different languages.'

"Terrific! A hit! Broadway at its best!"

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

"He lacks speaking skills. He only speaks give languages."

Soccer wins more attention than baseball in Cuba

Advanced Russian - Beginning Finnish

Yep. Ed's a man for all seasons: Baseball, Basketball, Football and Hockey.

Bilingual

'Now don't you dare get drunk before the performance! We've waiting six months to see this show!'

'That girl speaks eighteen languages and she can't say 'no' in any of them!'

'Thanks to Rosetta Stone, I can ask a hooker if she's a cop in three different languages.'

"Hands up all those who know what language we speak."

"Yes, one of my husbands IS an imposter, but one can get stains out of the carpet and the other can bake, so it all works out."

"I spent six months listening to your tapes trying to learn Spanish, and now I find out it was Serbo-Croatian."

'You know the rules... Any news of the death of a relative to be on my desk by 5pm on the day before the match.'

Polyamory Breakups