Polyglot Powerhouse Gifts

'That girl speaks eighteen languages and she can't say 'no' in any of them!'

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Corporate Whore.

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'Get me a hundred milligrams of Oxycontin... And pick up something for this guy while you're at it.'

Orator translates in many languages.

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

"I speak four languages: English, Spanish, French and academic jargon."

Snowman and his pc.

'Let's hear you talk the talk... can you say 'No' in Spanish, Russian, French, German, Chinese, Thai...?'

'He can ask 'what's for dinner' in 10 different languages.'

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."

'An E-pamphlet? Seriously?'

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

Communication issues.

"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

'I do hope Nauinski is not thinking of cheating!'

"He lacks speaking skills. He only speaks give languages."

Advanced Russian - Beginning Finnish

"Richard has always had a gift for languages."

Bilingual

'Thanks to Rosetta Stone, I can ask a hooker if she's a cop in three different languages.'

"Yes, one of my husbands IS an imposter, but one can get stains out of the carpet and the other can bake, so it all works out."

"Hands up all those who know what language we speak."

"I spent six months listening to your tapes trying to learn Spanish, and now I find out it was Serbo-Croatian."

Polyamory Breakups