Polyglot Prodigy Gifts

'He can ask 'what's for dinner' in 10 different languages.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

'Yep, I've voted in every election since 1948!' 'Don't be so hard on yourself!'

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

"I speak four languages: English, Spanish, French and academic jargon."

"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

Snowman and his pc.

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

Communication issues.

"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

"You were employee of the month last month. What have you done lately?"

"He lacks speaking skills. He only speaks give languages."

The new groom is a very young boy who says he ought to understand horses because he has been amongst them all his life

Violin Practice

"Richard has always had a gift for languages."

Bilingual

I'm the computer expert you advertised for.

'That girl speaks eighteen languages and she can't say 'no' in any of them!'

Viola player.

'Thanks to Rosetta Stone, I can ask a hooker if she's a cop in three different languages.'

'As a trombonist, no one can touch him.'

"Hands up all those who know what language we speak."

RIP Keith Flint