Pc Polyglot Gifts

Snowman and his pc.

Man feeding his computer money.

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

Orator translates in many languages.

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

"I speak four languages: English, Spanish, French and academic jargon."

"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

'Let's hear you talk the talk... can you say 'No' in Spanish, Russian, French, German, Chinese, Thai...?'

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."

'He can ask 'what's for dinner' in 10 different languages.'

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

Bill Gates and his sons.

Communication issues.

"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

The King and his PC.

"He lacks speaking skills. He only speaks give languages."

Computer Sales - This is a pretty sophisticated PC, sir. Do you have a child at home who can help?

Advanced Russian - Beginning Finnish

A woman balances two men on a tightrope.

"Richard has always had a gift for languages."

Bilingual

'That girl speaks eighteen languages and she can't say 'no' in any of them!'

'Thanks to Rosetta Stone, I can ask a hooker if she's a cop in three different languages.'

"Pierre Trudeau said to stay out of Canadian's bedrooms, but this interesting!"

"Hands up all those who know what language we speak."

"I spent six months listening to your tapes trying to learn Spanish, and now I find out it was Serbo-Croatian."

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