Polyglot Aspirant Gifts

Advanced Russian - Beginning Finnish

Orator translates in many languages.

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'I can say 'no' in five different languages: English, Spanish, German, Russian and Karate.'

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Snowman and his pc.

"Is it important for a politician to speak a number of languages?"

"I speak four languages: English, Spanish, French and academic jargon."

'Let's hear you talk the talk... can you say 'No' in Spanish, Russian, French, German, Chinese, Thai...?'

'He can ask 'what's for dinner' in 10 different languages.'

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

Communication issues.

"My mom's multilingual. She can say 'no' in four languages."

"He lacks speaking skills. He only speaks give languages."

Meditating

"Richard has always had a gift for languages."

Bilingual

'So you won't be coming, Mother?'

Yoga Accident.

Do something that takes your mind off smoking.

"Hands up all those who know what language we speak."

'That girl speaks eighteen languages and she can't say 'no' in any of them!'

Places you want to go, but can't vs. places you have to go, but don't want to.

"I spent six months listening to your tapes trying to learn Spanish, and now I find out it was Serbo-Croatian."