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"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

Christmas sweater alternatives

Knitted Kitty.

String Theory for Beginners.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

octopus knitting a jumper...

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Sportknitting

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Academia in Winter

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"I love every single one of these."

Man on motorbike.

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

"It was a crime of fashion."

Perspective

"You can probably tell we're a close knit family..."

The Knitwit...

Concerned about soaring energy costs, Connie embarks on her biggest craft project ever and knits a wool sweater for their house.