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Trial by Media

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Arts and crafts

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"Spoiler alert."

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Woman knitting a washing line.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

Menopause and the City

Cat Sisyphus

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

Clownton Abbey

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

Alan Davies.

"My parents hate it."

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"

Cattitude

Sue Perkins

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.