Pollution Pugilist Gifts

Lollipop mask

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Fish want out of polluted river.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Ecology

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Sustainability

Sea Change.

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

Marine Pollution

Do you have air pollution problems?

Closing down.

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

"Nope. No fish."

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Elephant seeking fresh air

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."

Pollution.