Pollution Pugilist Gifts

Lollipop mask

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Fish want out of polluted river.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

Ecology

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

Sea Change.

Sustainability

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

Marine Pollution

Do you have air pollution problems?

Closing down.

Pollution.

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

Elephant seeking fresh air

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."

"Nope. No fish."

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"Edgar's very politically engaged ever since he began using his vote as an anger management tool."