Pollution Pontificator Gifts

'Three big corks? That's it?' (Environmental Improvement).

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Fish want out of polluted river.

"We're standing in forever chemicals."

Ecology

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

"5...4...3...2..."

Tuesday, 2022

Sea Change.

Sustainability

Fish Farm - 'Oh no! It's a skool of our poos!'

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

Do you have air pollution problems?

"Nope. No fish."

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

Marine Pollution

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

Pollution.

Wind Energy

Closing down.