Political Statements Gifts

'It's no problem. Our union consists of retail clerks, cooks AND bail bondsmen!'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Good boy."

"Nation-building never works."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Laughingstock

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Trump Poutine

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Trump leaving

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

Economy

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

Think Tank

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"